Hii my fellow models 

this club will be a place where i try to (at first at least) work out a new kind of forum game I've been thinking of. 

I love bingo, THG, and list games especially 

I will create a scene and describe it in terms meant to alienate you guys to force you to use the clues I've left in the text to figure out the answer 

example from my very first attempt: 

[scene one] location 

You walk into a crowded room, it is loud and the amount of things going on is overwhelming. There are many colours, people's clothes and the lights. 

Suddenly everyone seems to be forming a half circle around you while looking at you. 

Why? 

[additional information] 

someone from the crow steps forward, they have something for you and they're smiling and there's light in their eyes as they hold the object

[Answer was it is your birthday party]