Mariell4president

free health care for everyone

*including free pads, tampons and contraception

free food for everyone

men go to therapy

How will we achieve this?

to provide free health care for everyone, we will rob billionaires and use their money to fund free health care.

to provide free food for everyone, we will actually eat the rich. we are still working on the vegan options.

it is incredibly hard to convince a man to go to therapy. therefore we are going to tell them that we are going to a football game, and then drive them to therapy instead. works 10/10 times.

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