Oh, loyal observers,

It’s me again, reporting from the overly festive chaos that is Santa’s village. Oh yes, you read that correctly, village. It turns out Santa’s house is merely the gateway to an entire network of houses, shops, workshops, candy factories, and reindeer stables. Naturally, I took it upon myself to explore.

And, well… Mistakes may have been made.

In my tireless pursuit of knowledge and slight boredom, I encountered a contraption labelled “Do Not Touch.” Obviously, I touched it. A few tweaks later, candy canes exploded like festive fireworks across the workshop. The elves were not amused.

I have been banned from the workshop, but as I saw a lot of room for improvement there, rest assured I am devising a plan to restore order - or at least redirect the chaos in a more… productive direction. They will forgive me as soon as they discover my brilliance.

As for the mysterious figure in the shadows, he remains silent and infuriatingly elusive. I’m not sure I like him very much.

With endless curiosity and only a small ounce of regret,

Doctor X

PS.

Zander says to join his Trendsetters Tinsel Club

Don’t forget to join the Trendsetters Tinsel Club this holiday season! Share your love for all things festive with like-minded peers, but keep an eye out for the trickster elf. By signing up, you’ve agreed to accept their friendship... and their pranks.