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17. January 2023 15:56

This is a list of my petty red flags for men from my notes app, enjoy - and dm me with recommendations further additions!

Black sheets
Stolen road signs as decor
Tank tops
Says 'stiiik' instead of steak
Doesn't like champignon
Mads Christensen socks
The gamer keyboard
Sunglasses with reflective glass
Uses emojis unironically
Has an Android
Bottles/cans as decor
Tattoos of a date (especially in Roman numerals)
V-necks
"Entrepreneur"
Quote posters
Cardigans
Skinny jeans
Chelsea boots
Sailing shoes
uses the emoji of the monkey with hands over eyes
Does not read books
Garlic flutes and shop bought béarnaise sauce
Apple watch (you look like a spy kid)
Ralph Lauren shirt
Rick and Morty merch
Studies Law
The ergonomic gaming chair
Interior colour theme is black and red
Has a detailed LinkedIn profile
PewDiePie stan
Loves buffets
Kaj Bojesen figures
Manager at Joe and the Juice
Has paid for a title as 'Lord'
Sends things to Anders Hemmingsen (danish IG-page)
Ripped jeans
If his name is Laust
Cyclist with full lycra equipment
Works in a clothing store
Active Reddit user
Has a mouse pad
Buys the cheap mayonnaise
Has the picture with the men sitting on a crane
World map on their wall (especially with pins in it)
Black Ikea furniture
Statement belts
Nordic mythology tattoo
Leather jewelry
If he drinks milk
Buys a table package at the club
Wall stickers
All-in-one shower gel shampoo conditioner
Pointy shoes
Bow ties
Claps when the plane lands
Calls himself an "Alpha male"
Pissing demonstratively in nature always
Plays golf
Football
Pictures with fish
"Now I'm just playing devil's advocate"
Has a car
Fingerless gloves
One of the pictures on tinder is only of his car
Works in the fitness centre
Quotes Friends
Denim shorts
Knows a little too much about WWII
The Tom Wood ring
Defines himself as a manly-man
Must buy the new Playstation immediately
Has a huge TV
Can't cook rice
The mouse pad with the 3D breasts
White pants
Says he can play guitar but can only play Wonderwall
Goes too much on his insta
Writes a caption over 1 line
Has no socks on with his shoes
Uses ID wax
Socks over trousers
Asking for your snapchat
When he drives faster and more violently in a car when he is angry
When they excitedly say the name of a fast car they see
Fedora
Has a bar cart - bonus points if it is in a globe
Animal skulls on the wall
Glass coffee table
No pillow cover
Only one pillow
“I have my own podcast”
"I have a deal with the rabbits, I don't eat their food, they don't eat mine"
Afraid of birds

20. December 2022 21:32

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